Dash & Albert Rug Company

Dear Dash,

Im a six-year-old canine of mixed (although clearly impeccable) ancestry.

My human companion adores everything about me. That is, everything except my profuse shedding. Think Lassie, mixed with Alaskan malamute, crossed with an overheated polar bear. I like to think I have quite a bit of Arctic explorer in me, maybe a famous sled dog or some such claim to fame. Strangers often comment on my exceedingly noble profile. But I digress.

My question: human companion and I are wondering: Which D&A rug might you recommend for a shedder like me? Is there one that is particularly good at hiding a bit of extra fur in between vacuumings?

I do so loathe that sinister vacuum.

Furrily yours,
The Fluffinator

Dear Fluffinator,

KILL VACUUM KILL KILL BITE TO KILL

Excuse me. I needed to take a moment there.

Fluffinator, I am thrilled to tell you that you are in luck! I too despise the dreadful creature otherwise known as vacuum, so this question is near and dear to my heart. We Clumbers are heavy shedders, and I am not about to put up with that ridiculous VACUUM KILL VACUUM KILL VACUUM

Ahem.

I will get straight to the point. One of our finest rugs for this very purpose is our outstanding cotton woven Swedish Rag rug. It possesses miraculous anti-vacuum powers and keeps that nasty appliance at bay for a good, long time. Not to mention it's downright handsome, with or without a hound on top.

I feel better just thinking about it.

In shedding solidarity,
Dash